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Semechki Tape

by The Gopnik Gang

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1.
Squidward Love 02:35
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verse 1 - squidward tentacles you are my god, I promise that you will have all of applaud You’re so beautiful, with your nose so round, I wish that you lived up on the dry ground People say you're mean, and full of spite, But Squidward I would love you all throughout the night chorus - squid ward, sponge bob, pat rick, san de, squid ward clari net art work, cash ier, verse 2 - squidward tennis balls please text me back, you’re just so beautiful, and lookin like a snack. You always have to work the krab is a jerk, but regardless i love your art work, You play the clarinet, make a sound so sweet, its the sort of sound that I would like to eat. Bridge - squidward tentacles youre so beautiful and very musical mr tenticles and your tenticles are so very round but you’re water bound mr always frowns
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Hey there big Devin 03:38
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Verse 1 Hey there big devin Lookin like you came from heaven Im an entire classroom away But tonight you look so crevin Yes you do New tech cant shine as bright as you I swear its true Hey there big devin Dont you worry about the homework If you get confused Ill make you some artwork Yes I will I know you like those pickles dill Lets eat some krill Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there big devin I know homeworks getting hard But you believe me dude Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We’ll have it good We’ll have the songs we knew we should Like this here tune HEy there big devin I dont got much to say But dont you know this here song should take your breath away Oh yes it should Dont you know trees are made of wood That fact is good Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me What you do to me A whole classroom seems pretty far But theyve got chairs wheels and feet Ill walk to you cuz thats the easiest way Our friends will all make fun of us I dint think that theyre our friends We should probably associate with different people Devin I can promise you That by the time this song gets through People will be saying were hecka gay And youre to blame Hey there big devin Just be cool and dont be dabbing 3 more years and we’ll be out of school And we’ll be makin history I sure hope Just so long as you stay off dope We can do whatever we want to Hey there big devin this’s for you You drink mountain dew Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me What you do to me, oh oh, woah, woah Oh woah, oh Oh
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A nice Christmas Tune 05:10
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Its christmas time and we're here to say Dont do drugs theyll ruin your day If you wanna be cool like me Dont do LSD Some people might say You should do drugs But those people Are definitely thugs So grab yo mugs And sip some cocoa Cuz doin drugs Will make you loco Better not smoke that Mary Jane Just go succin that candy cane My name is Cotton Candy Randy And if you do drugs you can’t be handy Mr Clean Wouldn’t approve of sippin that lean Christmas will be filled with drama If you drink that marijuana And smoke that vodka Please be a good samaritan Don’t be shootin that heroine Christmas will be dismal If you sip that pepto bismol If you pop that adderall You know that you’ll be sadderall Youll never get to see your breath If you smoke crystal meth You might get a christmas assassin If you take that deadly aspirin When you take horse tranquilizer You can’t become any wiser
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Best Slav in Gulag 01:53
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The Story of Todd 02:38
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CHORUS: This is the story of the man whos name was todd That just wanted a sandwich Because he had a great big burger bod He knew he had to do something just a little bit different He needed something healthy with a tasty hidden ingredient All he wanted was a tasty sub And weight loss that would last But everything that could go wrong Had surely come to pass *same as So he took off in his station wagon Subway on his mind But his plans were interrupted When his brakes began to grind So he started off on foot To reach the holy land of bread But he came across a great big snake And it bit him in his head *after Chorus He traveled all the distance To get his meaty treat But There laid a large bear trap That had cut off his feet He couldn’t quit he wouldn’t give up Not after how far he’d come So he crawled the last few miles Even though his legs were stubs *Chorus* He made it through the torture He got to the promised land He got a footlong italian And asked for the whole veggy stand He made it to the cashier He had his card in hand He gave his card tot eh lady But the card she hadn’ scanned She looked at him so quietly And observed his wretched state Todd had soonly realized He had an awful fate She looked at his torn up clothes “He’s been through lot” she guessed She said so slowly to him
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Lil Sandman đŸ…±ïž oolin in the Hourglass 02:07
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Monsanto Sucks 02:29
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Farmers getting screwed because monsanto wants to sue They can’t do it on their own, that’s why we wrote this song We have to do our part, b/c monsanto’s destroying farms Please don’t eat their food b/c monsanto’s very rude Now y’all may be wondering Whys monsanto bad Well let me tell you now Let me show you how We’ll have you nice and mad Let me introduce to a simple farmin man He farms his crops But the cops cant stop When monsanto comes around Now lets just say that next to him Theres a great big monsanto farm Theyre close together but it dont matter Because they don’t cause no harm Now if they cross contaminate Then the farmers in for a gruesome fate Cuz monsanto owns those crops of theirs Farmers can’t use em and thats no fair They change their crops genetically And they control them fanatically They take from simple farmin men And they sue them till theyre dead Theyll take their farms and property Cuz they changed their plants biology They screw farmers with copyright And the farmers don't own enough to fight Please dont buy those GMO’s We need to help them farmin folks Thaey just want to farm in peace But monsantos harmin seeds Please take this song to heart And maybe do your part Theyre taking everything the farmers had So now you know why monsantos bad
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Blackbird cover 01:52
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these sunken eyes and learn to see All your life You were only waiting for this moment to be free Blackbird fly, blackbird fly Into the light of the dark black night Blackbird fly, blackbird fly Into the light of the dark black night Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise

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I'm making this album in electronic music at Wayne New Tech. Which is why the EM are capitalized in ember, for electronic music, get it?

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released May 30, 2018

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